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random linky post [Jun. 7th, 2009|08:38 pm]
How to keep your cat off the kitchen counter.

Rat dissection in knit form.

Protein synthesis explained through interpretive dance!

Fast food hamburgers: what are we really eating? "Eight different brands of hamburgers were evaluated for water content by weight and microscopically for recognizable tissue types... Meat content in the hamburgers ranged from 2.1% to 14.8%.

Canada's Governor General eats raw seal heart to support hunters. "Canada’s Governor General began her Arctic tour by gutting a freshly slaughtered seal, pulling out its heart and eating it raw, according to media reports."

Pictures from this year's World Beard and Mustache Competition.
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2009|02:31 pm]
[mood | happy]

I have so many random links! My slacking level is very high today, apparently.

First, some videos:
Stephen Colbert's new segment, The Doom Bunker. I lol'd.

Puppy sleepwalking fail. One hell of a nightmare.

A collection of videos of famous food fights.

Mother of all funk chords. It's like youtube mashup madness.

Links:
7 insane military attempts to weaponize animals.

The McGangBang. Seriously. You can order one.

Yo dawg.

Stuff I need to own!
Brass knuckle coffee mug.

Stabbin' pen.

Blood bath shower curtain.
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very very random links [Feb. 26th, 2009|01:25 pm]
Snacks and shit. An analysis of various ridiculous rap lyrics.

10 awesome ads for traumatizing children. I feel a little traumatized myself.

Would you survive a nuclear impact? Pick a location and a weapon, and see how you'd fare.

Man charged with stealing 91 lobsters. "Aware that Jones was not a Bally's employee, the guard kept Jones under close surveillance. He noticed that Jones' appeared to be hiding something under his clothing. As it turns out Jones had concealed 91 frozen lobsters."

A video of ladies getting their first brazilian waxes. Totally sfw.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2009|01:40 pm]
What happens when you microwave ______?

Office chair explodes, killing boy.

Top 25 My Little Pony mods.

Totally awesome halloween costume.

The greatest porn parodies.

The president of PETA has made her will. Among other things, she would like to be barbecued and have her skin made into purses. *gets on waiting list*
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links [Feb. 19th, 2009|02:34 pm]
Eastern bloc lolcats. I lol'd.

Agreeable kitty. How to make your cat click through software agreements for you.

A creepy melted brick Russian fortress thingy.

The original cryptozoological scientific art of Alex CF. omg, I want ALL of these.
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2009|04:13 pm]
Kansas suspends income tax refunds, may miss payroll. "Budget Director Duane Goossen says he's not sure the state can meet its payroll. State employees are to be paid again Friday. Goossen says the state stopped processing income tax refunds last week."
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2009|03:19 pm]
Hi, lj. I feel crappy.
Have a bucket of baby owls.


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(no subject) [Feb. 12th, 2009|12:32 pm]

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random links [Feb. 4th, 2009|01:32 pm]
[mood | blah]

Pictures from The Tough Guy Challenge 2009. You know you're in a badass competition when there are over 600 cases of hypothermia by the end.

Smittens!! For when it's really cold out but you still want to hold hands with your shmoopy.

Beautiful pictures from the recent ice storm.

"And forever after, he was known to friends and enemies alike as Pigeon Pants."
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Shall we play a game? [Feb. 3rd, 2009|02:26 pm]
[mood |uh-oh]

US to build fastest computer on the planet for managing nuclear arsenal.
"A supercomputer with the processing power of two million laptops is to be built by IBM for the US government to help manage its nuclear arsenal. According to IBM, Sequoia will be able to achieve performance speeds of up to 20 petaflops or 20,000 trillion calculations a second. IBM estimates that the computing power of the Sequoia system will be greater than that of every one of the current systems on the Top 500 supercomputer rankings combined."
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2009|01:17 pm]
[mood | really tired]

I am in a mood these last few days. If one were being kind, one might call it feisty and find it amusing to watch movies with me. If one were being more accurate, one would call it bitchy and become annoyed with me. I'm not sure what's up, although I have some theories. I've liberally applied both coffee and fried foods, but as yet have noticed no positive results.

RIDICULOUSLY CUTE baby zoo animals pictures.

Constructing The Bacon Man.

One of my favorite musical/children's show segments from The Chappelle Show...
Fuck It. Audio obviously nsfw.
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help me oh friends [Jan. 23rd, 2009|04:23 pm]
OMG! Apparently I am a sockpuppet! If you really truly know for sure that I really truly exist in real true life and am not just a figment of my husband's imagination, please leave me a comment. :)
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links! [Jan. 14th, 2009|02:14 pm]
[mood | sleepy]

Depressing times cards. I wish I'd found these before we sent out our xmas cards.

A review of the comic book issue Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53 Contains scantily clad ghost nurses and the epic line, "You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"

Somehow I have food-type links today:
The 6 most sadistic dishes from around the world.

PETA wants to rename fish "sea kittens".

Bacon Explosion!

Where to go for that "cheeseburger served on funnel cakes" that you've always craved.

The end.
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Today's fun links [Jan. 9th, 2009|04:32 pm]
[mood | thirsty]

The Recently Deflowered Girl, illustrated by Edward Gorey.

Make your own electrified steampunk Monopoly board.

Ruminant Bloom, lamps made from preserved sheep stomachs.

and All of Grandpa Simpson's quotes in one handy place.
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2008|10:20 pm]
[mood | annoyed]


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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2008|06:14 pm]
[mood | sad]

omg, such a bad day for my brain. :/



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Some links for you [Nov. 25th, 2008|03:15 pm]
[mood | lethargic]

Awesome 3D rendering. A CT scan of a skull after a helmet-less motorcycle crash.

Pete Drake and his amazing talking guitar playing 'Forever'.

Baby elephant slideshow!
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Links to kill some time [Nov. 24th, 2008|01:09 pm]
[mood | very very bored]

Fail Blog
Cake Wrecks
Craftastrophe
It's Lovely, I'll Take It
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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2008|10:19 pm]
[mood | weird]

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream.
To kill him.
So we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."
-Zapp Brannigan
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2008|03:49 pm]
Bush vows to stabilize US economy. "President George W Bush has promised Americans their government is working 'aggressively' to steady the economy... Wall Street has lost more than a fifth of its value in the past 10 trading days and is heading for one of its biggest weekly falls since the Dow Jones index was created 112 years ago."


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